Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Evolutionary Headstart, The Genetic Upper Class

Dr. Oliver Curry has recently proposed, theoretically of course, an updated evolutionary theory.  Based upon Dr. Curry’s theory, I, and my children, very well may have a leg up on those individuals who do not possess the genetic traits of being “tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative.”

The traits noted by Dr. Curry, run in my family.  No one in my family is under 5’ 10” tall (my mum is 5’ 10” as is one of my two sisters, the other sister is 6’ even), none of my brothers (I have five) are under 6’ 2”, and my twin sons are already pushing past the 6’ mark, most of us are on the slim side, we’re all in good health, attractive (okay, that one is subjective), intelligent, and creative.  Oh, and we all tan easily, which may be important, as Dr. Curry’s theory also postulates that the genetically favored well be “coffee-coloured.” I guess we’ve all got a evolutionary headstart to be part of the human master race.

Human master race is on way

Posted by John Venlet on 10/18 at 06:56 AM
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