Thursday, February 16, 2012
Domestic Terrorist Warning Flyers
Did you know that home improvement stores have been warned that if you are purchasing a “combination of unusual items,” such as “sponges, candles, matches, bolt cutters” you may be a domestic terrorist?
Did you know that tattoo parlors have been warned that if you are a frequenter of tattoo parlors and the tattoo artist notes that you’ve changed how you look each visit by “shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, etc.” you may be a domestic terrorist?
Did you know that shopping malls have been warned that if you and your male friends arrive at the mall in a group, and then split up and communicate with each other by phone after splitting up, you may be a domestic terrorist?
Did you know that hobby shops have been warned that if you enter a hobby shop to purchase a “large quantity of paintball equipment and supplies” and seem to possess “very little information about local paintball activities” you may be a domestic terrorist?
Well, the FBI and the Bureau of Justice Assistance are warning the above mentioned retailers, and numerous other types of businesses, that these are some of the signs that you may be a domestic terrorist.
There are twenty-five flyers to choose from, in pdf format, print them out and hand them out to your friends and neighbors, or trade and swap them with your favorite domestic terrorist.