Zits, The Original Birth Control?

"There can’t be a teenager in the land who hasn’t glared into the mirror one evening and groaned. “Why tonight? Why a mega red and yellow spot on my hottest date ever? It’s like there’s a cosmic plot against me.” Well, according to a radical new theory, that may be exactly what is happening. That jeering pustule may be a big red stop light specifically designed to say: “You are not ready for nookie.”."

“No sex please, we are zittish"

Via tritical - the wheat/rye guy

Posted by on 11/20 at 09:17 AM

  1. Not sure I buy this one.
    We had a guy in school who had a face like a pizza with ‘roni and anchovies, and this dude had a reputation… worse I found 0ut in later years the rep was true.

    Weird part was, he had no personality whatsoever, so that wasn’t it either.

    Posted by Bithead  on  11/20  at  07:37 PM

  2. I’m of a different mind.

    Those zits are a sign of a lotta
    testosterone. What the dude needs
    is sex, and lots of it.

    Posted by jomama  on  11/21  at  11:26 AM

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