Superboy Lives, in Germany
“Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size of other kids his age and half their body fat.”
Won’t be long and he’ll be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, as long as the scientists don’t get ahold of him and expose him to kryptonite.