Up and Coming Nomenklatura Candidate

Meet Jordan Johnson, President of the University of Florida Student Body.

This young man is primed and ready to be hired by the Obama adminstration, heck any bureaubot officialdom system would be pleased to have him on board, as is evidenced by the following.

UF Student Body President Jordan Johnson was cited for disorderly conduct by the University Police Department after demanding a SNAP ride to his off-campus home at about 1:45 a.m. Saturday…

When asked to identify himself, Johnson said, “You know who I am.”

When asked again, he said he was the Student Body president.

When SNAP employees Aljahra Lewis and Kendal Orgera refused to take Johnson and girlfriend Erica Rakow to his off-campus apartment, Johnson got angry and pointed out that, as president, he funded SNAP and used it to get home frequently.

After continued refusal, Johnson said “Student Government should pull its funding from this [unknown expletive] program.”

Yep, the State run education system is finally reaching its full potential in students such as Jordan Johnson, who has learned his political lessons well.

UPD cites SG president for disorderly conduct

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