Practicing Proctology, Now?

Asininity is like kudzu, these days, and the TSA union representing the proctologist wannabe screeners, who apparently think they are conducting probing rectal exams, have their heads so far up their anal cavities, they’re choking on it.

"On several occasions, for several days each, the union and screeners said, there were no large or extra-large gloves at Terminal C, for international arrivals, forcing baggage screeners to use their bare hands to conduct searches—if they conducted them at all.

“If you’re a screener and you’re told to go through this bag, and you have no gloves, would you be sure-fired to go through this bag, or would you be hesitant?” asked Joe Seawright, the Newark organizer for the union, which represents about 30 Newark screeners."

Bend over, please.

“Union Says Newark Glove Shortage a Threat."

Also, I wonder if the gloves carry the “union” label?

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