Nuanced View, I Guess
Though I consider both sex offenders, as defined by the law, and sheep sodimizers as equally reprehensible, the Michigan Court of Appeals has ruled that a sheep sodimizer is not a sex offender.
A Calhoun County man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law, a court ruled this week.
The sheep sodimizer, one Jeffrey Scott Haynes, I presume, is grateful not to be labeled as a sex offender and to be free of the onerous registration requirements of a sex offender. Presumably, Mr. Haynes does not feel encumbered by being labeled as a sheep sodimizer.
Go figure.
Judges: Sheep sex doesn’t make man a sex offender
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