Nature Sh*ts Itself

The Washington Post reports the following this morning,

Scientists have run high-tech tests on harmful bacteria in local rivers and streams and found that many of the germs—and in the Potomac and Anacostia rivers, a majority of them-- come from wildlife dung. The strange proposition that nature is apparently polluting itself has created a serious conundrum for government officials charged with cleaning up the rivers.

Of course Nature’s problem with soiling herself, if indeed she is of the female persuasion, stems not from her brood of wild creatures, but from the government’s attempts to regulate the wild creatures’ populations through their horribly managed conservation policies.

Naturally, this does not mean that the government, in their oh so infinite wisdom, will not attempt to further regulate the wild creatures residing in the bosom of Nature.  I’m fairly certain that there will be attempts to set up porto potties, or some such designated defecation zone, designed for the wild creatures’ use, complete with Cottonelle, which is of course the tp preferred by bears.

Wildlife Waste Is Major Water Polluter, Studies Say

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