Looking For a Career Kids? Try Stripping

A big bust helps…

"Students at a Palo Alto middle school learned more than school officials ever expected when a recent “career day” speaker extolled the merits of stripping and expounded on the financial benefits of a larger bust.”

“...He told the students, “For every two inches up there, it’s another $50, 000,” according to Jason Garcia, 14."

But don’t do cartwheels on the playground.

“Bump, grind your way to riches, students told"

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