Comrade, Your Grass is Too Long

"The grass might be greener on the other side of the fence, but if it is too long, Alpine Township officials could send someone out with a tape measure and mower.

A proposed ordinance would limit grass and weed height in residential areas to eight inches. The ordinance is being proposed because of increasing complaints about shaggy lawns."

“Township considers limit on grass length."

After reading that, I am going to grab a beer, go outside, watch my grass grow and bemoan the continuing strangulation of my country, America.

Posted by on 04/12 at 03:47 PM

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