Friday, October 13, 2006

Comb Terrorism

In the quest to root out dangerous weapons, what ever they may be, Dayton, Ohio’s Wilbur Wright Middle School is leading the way.

A girl was suspended from a Dayton school after she brought a double fish tail comb to school.

Take a look at the double fish tail comb, which is available via Texas Beauty Supply.com for a measly one dollar ($1.00) U.S.  Looks dangerous, doesn’t it?  And if you’re in the market for this dangerous weapon, be sure to order yours soon, as the ATF will soon be conducting raids on beauty supply stores nationwide to remove this insidious threat from the purses of young and old girls everywhere.

Girl Suspended From School For Double Fish Tail Comb

Via Nobody’s Business.

Posted by John Venlet on 10/13 at 06:39 AM
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